i buy loue on e-bay

testicles 1 2.. testicles 1 2. lama gila gua tak update ann ? okay, so here it goes.

it all started when gua was lapar like nerakka. ingat maw call mcd an. so i texted my sabahan friend, sapek, who is a harcore eater of the faymes mcd's apple pie for mcd's number. 1300131300. then gua fikir balek, it will costs me a lot for only a large set of double cheeseburger. the charges i maen! 5% of gov tax, 5% of service charge, and rm3 for the delivery. imagine that weh!

let say the set costs me rm 9.80;

5% of gov tax : 5% x rm 9.80 = rm 0.49
5% of service charge : 5% x rm 9.80 = rm 0.49
delivery charge : rm 3.00 = rm 3.00

total = rm 3.98

lu gila ka? rm 3.98 ? lahanat. gua dah boleh beli surya 7 batang dah weh!

so i decided to borrow pais'(one of my housemate) kenari to go to mcd ss3 myself. tadahal ah! gua memang ah tadahal, tapi pais adahal ah. daym it! later on gua dengar kirin(will be my housemate soon) wanted to go out to makan. hah gua pun was like, "ter man tab!". maw follow ah naek his bmw. then when beliaw ready siab aja, all of the sudden, ebody yang laen in the apartment(5 orang kot) dengan cargas, agresif & lincah bergaia bersiab ann including pais himself. haha. ter bo gel!

bergerak! asyraf and i naek pais while anep and aizat naek kirin. pais has to go somewhere else dulu ekceli, need to meet someone at sri alam condo,ss13. suhana eh nama dia ? haha. lawa la pula beliaw thu! ir ir ir. dah lah called many times tak angkat angkat. "sorry, tadi tertidur dekat couch" err ? naseb gua tak kenal beliaw an, kalaw gua kenal, i swear to mother earth i will slap her small tits. aaa biasa ah, when orang dah starving to death, he or she will do anything weh!

so we got ourselves to the so called faymes char kuey teow restaurant in town. the aimar's char kuey teow in ttdi jaya!haa apalagay, order ah! tak macham ebody layan 2 pinggan pulaa. ter bo gel! except aizat ah. 1 aja. kunun diet ah. haha. so perut dah kenyang, smoke some cigs and just lepak lepak.

suddenly, kirin dengan mantabnyea berkata, "eh, wallet aku hilang. ada rm 500 dalam" gila. semua was like "kaw bawak ke wallet kaw tadi?". "kaw lari lari tadi, tercicer kot" . sumpah kirin dah gelabah an muka. he went to his bmw and seeked his wallet. tak ada. aih. ebody memang gilababay throwing hendak-taw-ques and some sarcastic one to him. haha. pais dengan rela hati, offered his hp to call ferd1 whom at home at that time. kirin tamaw call ferd1 sebab takut kena anal. ahah. we were making fun of kirin and his ferd1. luckily, the wallet thu ada dekat rumah. dalam poket seluar jeans kirin ann. memang begedil!

it was 1 in the pagay, so we decided to chow. so we went to the counter to pay the bills. and the cashier, gila wicked!
"aaa kuey teow biasa 5, kuey teow besar 1, teh ais 1"
"okay. semuanyea rm 23.40. ada patposen?"
"haa jab. ada kot. limaposen ada ah"

the rest and i was like, "omfg, lawa gila!" *drools* abah dia ah, mata sumpah terbaek siaa! rm 23.40, tadahal ah! i named her as hemocytoblast (a multipotential hematopoietic stem cell. haha. its not my fault weh being a pre-med student!). and ohh yea, kirin and anep, lu orang still owe gua rm 14.00 weh! anyhow, she really just made my day weh. really. she reminded me of the girl who starred in the sunsilk ad. "tiada puisi ataw laghu, yang dapat ku ilham seindah mu, hanyea aw sathu, kaw istimewa.."
yea, the one who wears the green tudung studying in library. oh jesus! gilababay!

its already 3 in the pagay. and here im now. sitting on a couch, in the balcony writing this shit. thinking of hemocytoblast under the february stars on a chilly pagay. gila kedede! hati kuntum siaa gua. haha. ah, who give a fvck ehh?

maybe the beatles were right all these times, what we all need is loue. *sigh* amen.